What readers are saying about the Chorizo Chronicles

Big changes around here, y’all.

I’m back from Ireland… Where I had a hell of a time, eating mashed potatoes with gravy and getting teary-eyed about the monuments to the victims of the famine in the 19th century.

Here’s me at the Cliffs of Moher, a lovely place with a strong, cold wind that blows bits of ice into your face, right off the ocean…

That’s Mr Daniel, right before he got totally wet and sticky.

The big news of the day

Well, guess what? In an attempt to avoid sending a big fat quarterly check to Uncle Sam all next year, I’m spending the last few days of 2015 maxing out my credit cards on business expenses…

And that means, among other things, upgrades to the Chorizo Chronicles. (By the way, while you’re here, buy my books…)

Anyway, I’ve got a new design, professional hosting, and lots more… Here’s what some of my loyal readers are saying about the Chorizo Chronicles:

“I didn’t think it was possible, but this website both sucks AND blows!” (Bart Simpson, Springfield, USA)

“Worst thing to happen to the internet since the Huffington Post…” (Henry P. Doodlebug, Billings, Montana, USA)

“Mr Chorizo’s opinions about Spanish politics are inane, his ignorant American ideas about the world are even worse. I got a skin rash the second I opened this website, and I think it’s all Mr C’s fault.” — Ignacio Q. Piojoso, La Rioja, Spain.

“Why, back in my day, we had real websites! Not these personal blogs written by worthless millenials!” — A. Geezer, aging baby boomer in Paducah, Kentucky.

Thanks for the feedback, everyone! Of course, I read it while crying myself to sleep at night. (Crying myself to sleep about a completely unrelated matter. Your opinions actually cheer me up, compared to other things…)

Now, enjoy the new format, and like I said, go buy my books. Don’t want to buy them on Amazon? Do it on Gumroad! Do it anywhere! Just do it!

I’m out.

Peace!

Mr Chorizo.

P.D. Check it… I’m going to start mailing updates to those who want them: Sign up right here. I promise, I won’t try (too hard) to sell you ebooks about phrasal verbs… I’ll do something cooler. What, exactly? I have no idea.

I’m working on the usual internet model here: Step 1: build website. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit. Just like everybody else here online, I have no idea of what I’m doing… So sign the hell up!