Edgar Rice Burroughs: the most influential writer

“I love to say it because it upsets everyone terribly—Burroughs is probably the most influential writer in the entire history of the world.” From this amazing interview that

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The Depths of Stupidity

Apparently, I used to have a blog on Blogspot. I wrote two entries in spring of 2008 and then forgot about it. One of them is pretty good.

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From Eazy-E to Jay-Z: Rap as Poetry

The first rap song I ever heard was Eazy-E’s Nobody Move, a song about the disgust a man feels when he discovers he’s attempting to rape a transvestite

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God gives us our free agency. He gives us the power to choose Satan.

I just ran into some friendly Mormon missionaries out there in the barrio. They seemed like nice enough fellows, but not particularly well-informed about Mormonism. My extensive wikipedia

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Those Amoral Folks in Bollywood!

If you’ve never seen a Bollywood film, you should. Every year Madrid celebrates a Bollywood festival in Lavapiés, with films shown in one of the Plazas. Last night’s

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When I was a young Buddhist

When I was a young Buddhist, I learned that the first noble truth of Buddhism was “All life is suffering.” Apparently, now that I’m a decrepit old Buddhist,

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My Students Are Awesome

Today I had two new students. 1) An architect who was working on a project for a university in Tripoli, until NATO invaded Libya and they evacuated everybody.

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Are You Showering in a Super Panda Shower?

You can be damn sure I am! There’s nothing like spending Easter Sunday trying to fix your shower. I can tell you all about it I spent much

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Now that I’m a Famous Internet Guy

Since I’m becoming something of a well-known figure in the online ESL world, I’m getting some strange emails. The other day I got one from a Spanish girl

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My Downstaris Neighbor is the Next James Joyce

She’s about 85 years old and occasionally she hits me with these Abraham Simpson-style stream-of-consciousness rants. “You young people should work all you can now because with these

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