Student: Pardon me for just one minute, Daniel. I’m going to take a shit… (searches for word)
Me: (Incredulous laughter.)
Student: From the printer. (Exit.)
Me: (Incredulous laughter.)
Student: (Enter, paper in hand.) Pardon me, Daniel. Please, let me rephrase that previous sentence. I meant that I needed to go and catch this shit from the printer.
Me: We’ll talk about the verb “catch” later. First, say sheeeeet.
Student: Shiiiiit.
Me: Sheeeeet.
Student: Shiiiiit.
Me: Sheeeeet
Student: Shiiiiit.
Me: Maybe you should just call it a piece of paper.
(End.)
See also: Is teaching English in Spain for losers?
What´s your favorite part of Spain? Oh, definitely the big, beautiful bitches.
See also How to teach Beach and Bitch, about just this topic.