Austerity Pro Tip #2: Make your own booze

It is possible to ferment fruit juice in a jar in your closet. Leave the jar open for a few days, or dunk your feet in it to

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Austerity Pro Tip #1: Get Enough Protein

If you find yourself staring hungrily at your neighbor’s dog, it’s a sign that you need more protein in your diet. Do not I repeat DO NOT give

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Life Pro Tip #1: STFU about your first-world problems

You’ve been there. You’ve put a cute cat meme up on Facebook and gotten a grand total of zero likes. You’ve had to wait several minutes longer than

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